I’m pretty sure this is the greatest bit of advice ever dispensed. I know the biggest thing people fear when they embark on the journey of “youtube” is “what will others think of me?”. Spoiler alert, you will always be the ugliest, stupidest, dumbest, fattest, worst ___________” in someones mind - no matter what you do, how you do it or how you look in the process. The internet, as in real life, is a place where flawed people rejoice in the mocking of other people’s flaws. When you know who you are, nothing they say can hurt you. Not online, not in life, not anywhere.
After years of not being able to reach things on shelves, you know short people are thinking, ‘One day I will kill millions of people and stand on their bodies to reach the jam.’
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| — | David Mitchell, on the prevalence of short dictators (via arethouyetliving) |
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starvation in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: lol how do I spell house?
